The Matter of the Poached Bananas

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Elusive Phantom-Four

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

THE LAVENDER GANGLIA OF COROLLA

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Materializing Bricks 

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Decamped Snake Venom

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Duct Tape Trash-Art

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Mislaid Anchovies

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Waterborne Chattel

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Duct Tape Trash-Art

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Bilateral Kidnapping 

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

The Matter of the Invisible Man

A witty look at how Alaskans turn tourist myths into playful tall tales through the folk art of absurding and cultural humor.

TO LIE LIKE AN ALASKAN

A witty look at how Alaskans turn tourist myths into playful tall tales through the folk art of absurding and cultural humor.

The Matter of the Lost Monday

Heinz Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was helpless trapped in a departmental meeting with blatant undertones. He, along with the rest of the Sandersonville Police, Fire […]