I’M NOT A BIRD IN A GILDED CAGE [Tune:  “A Bird in a Gilded Cage”]

THE LADIES’S ROOM UPSTAIRS [Tune:  “Abdul Abulbul Amir”] The most elegant man in the ballroom

I WANT TO BE A SUFFRAGETTE [Tune:  “Give My Regards to Broadway”] I want to

Jenny sat pouting alone in her room at her cosmetic table dabbing perfume; a dot

Captain Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was desperately trying to finish

Captain Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was lusting after his Administrative

Heinz Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was making the sign of

"Ya hear that noise?  Christ, that ain't static; that's a bear! Yeah, I gotta bear

If you are older than 50, you will have no problem reading this license plate

Heinz Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was having a miserable day.

Captain Heinz Noonan, the “bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was deeply immersed in

When cars mysteriously change places overnight on a used car lot, Captain Heinz Noonan uncovers an ingenious scheme hiding behind a seemingly impossible mystery.