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Mark Twain

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“Yeah, Napoleon. Is he hiding a pistol?”

“Yeah, Napoleon. Is he hiding a pistol?”

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“When the gods grumble, LISTEN!!”

“When the gods grumble, LISTEN!!”

For as long as there have been people in Connecticut, the gods of Machimoodus have

“While there is a limit to human intelligence, there is none for stupidity.”

“While there is a limit to human intelligence, there is none for stupidity.”

Quoting Google:   In May 2021, Italian artist Salvatore Garau sold an “immaterial” sculpture titled

Buffalo never roamed in the West

Buffalo never roamed in the West

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“He smelled like rotting fish!?”

“He smelled like rotting fish!?”

Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China died in 210 B.C. He was on

“Did slavery make the South rich?”

“Did slavery make the South rich?”

There is an ongoing myth that the South was rich because of slavery. Actually, the

“Hey!  If you don’t want to pay a living wage; do it yourself!”

“Hey!  If you don’t want to pay a living wage; do it yourself!”

Roman history records five widespread Plebian Secessions between 494 and 287 BC.

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Hollywood’s Greatest Curse

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In the days when “horsepower” meant horse power

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“Take that, Your Royal Highness!!!”

“Take that, Your Royal Highness!!!”

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This is not Photoshop

This is not Photoshop

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“It’s all the same, the whole world over/it’s the poor what get the blame”

“It’s all the same, the whole world over/it’s the poor what get the blame”

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“It’s not what you know, it’s how you think.”

“It’s not what you know, it’s how you think.”

When Elsa Einstein, Albert’s wife, was being shown around the Mount Wilson Observatory, she was

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When truth is stranger than fiction.

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Brett Kavanaugh Nomination

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“She’s a member of the Lunatic Fringe?!”

“She’s a member of the Lunatic Fringe?!”

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“You do not want to mess with this woman!”

“You do not want to mess with this woman!”

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“We’ve come a long way, brother.”

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“Don’t mess with me, your highness.”

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