When 400 pounds of anchovies mysteriously disappear from a coastal warehouse, Captain Heinz Noonan follows the trail to an unexpected use for the missing containers.

A bizarre fortune cookie “waterfall” floods an Arizona art gallery, and Heinz Noonan discovers it may be the perfect cover for a quiet print theft.

A mysterious caller promises the diamond heist of the century, but Captain Heinz Noonan uncovers a diversion that leads to an unexpected sting operation.

A flooded foreign trade zone, seized cannabis contraband, and political smoke and mirrors push Captain Heinz Noonan into a fast-moving case before a 3 p.m. press conference.

When stolen diamonds vanish into a traveling Russian art exhibit, Captain Heinz Noonan uncovers a clever smuggling scheme hidden inside duct tape masterpieces.

The Fire Chief went right on. “I see Lizzard frequently socially, and that’s about it. When I have to call him, when I need him, I really need help. That’s why you’re here. I really need help. But don’t confuse me with Lizzard.”

Two eccentric prospectors vanish in Kotzebue, each claiming to kidnap the other for a million dollars, until Captain Noonan answers with a perfectly legal prank.

Captain Heinz Noonan, the "Bearded Holmes" of the Sandersonville, North Carolina Police Department, was in mortal combat with spider web in the upper corner of his office – or was it a cobweb?

A tongue in cheek tribute to the noble anchovy, exploring culinary devotion, domestic conflict, and the tragic condition known as anchiovitis.

An impossible crime unfolds when diamonds vanish from a locked vault without a trace, forcing Captain Noonan to solve a case blamed on an invisible man.

Every Alaskan has a bear story and almost every one of those stories falls into the category Alaskans refer to as bullchitna.

A witty look at how Alaskans turn tourist myths into playful tall tales through the folk art of absurding and cultural humor.