“It does what?!”

“It does what?!”

Actually, it doesn’t. Anytime there is a new technology, you can be assured there will

“She didn’t take $%^& from idiots!”

“She didn’t take $%^& from idiots!”

In 1951, a snippy newspaper columnist suggested Marilyn Monroe would be better off wearing a

“Let me get this right, Ramses II,  the ‘Let My People Go!’ Pharoah used cocaine?!”

“Let me get this right, Ramses II, the ‘Let My People Go!’ Pharoah used cocaine?!”

Probably. But then again, it could said the archaeologist examining his corpse might have spilled

“You can’t win ‘em all.”

“You can’t win ‘em all.”

When hard-core Russian Marxist writer Maxim Gorky came to America, his hosts took him to

A barabara?

A barabara?

Nome has no forests so if you need to build a home with local material,

“And don’t forget what I told you!”

“And don’t forget what I told you!”

From 1438 to 1532, the Inca Empire covered what is now Peru and Ecuador along

“Well, if this is NOT camouflage, what is it?”

“Well, if this is NOT camouflage, what is it?”

During the Second World War, Lt. Norman Wilkinson of the Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve came

“It’s all about the MONEY!”

“It’s all about the MONEY!”

In 1919, a hack writer by the name of Johnston McCulley wrote a five-part story

“What’s so dangerous about a couple of guys hanging out?”

“What’s so dangerous about a couple of guys hanging out?”

If there is any one photograph from Alaska that should send shivers down the spine

“No body is that stupid!”

“No body is that stupid!”

Actually, they were. In 1749, the Duke of Portland and the Earl of Chesterfield made

For the record …..l

For the record …..l

The term “cowboy” did not originate in the West.  It was the term for the

“Wait a MINUTE! That’s no LADY!!”

“Wait a MINUTE! That’s no LADY!!”

That’s what a patron of P.T. Barnum’s American Museum claimed. And he took Barnum to