“No body is that stupid!”
Actually, they were. In 1749, the Duke of Portland and the Earl of Chesterfield made
“Wait a MINUTE! That’s no LADY!!”
That’s what a patron of P.T. Barnum’s American Museum claimed. And he took Barnum to
“This is a FISH?”
Actually, it is. Before 1966, Catholics were not allowed to eat meat during Lent. So,
“NO!!! Not really!!!! Actually, YES!!!”
There is an old joke that you never have to outrun an angry bear. All
“Yeah? Really? At one time stuffed possums were in?”
While on a hunting trip in Mississippi in 1902, President Theodore Roosevelt ‘came up empty.’
“How can you make the Suez Canal d-i-s-a-p-p-e-a-r?”
During the Second World War, the Germans were trying to bomb the Suez Canal to
“It’s a WWHHHAATTT?”
Everyone loves a Fourth of July Parade! One of the nice things about historic photographs
“It must be true, I read it in the newspaper.”
As printed in the Tacoma Evening News on March 3, 1903, C. Payne, an armless
“You do not want to mess with this woman!”
Buffalo Calf Road Woman of the Northern Cheyenne was one of the few women warriors.
“WIPE that smile off your face!!”
You cannot tell some people to ‘be normal.’ And particularly not a woman in the