The Matter of a Famine of Frogs

A Louisiana frog supplier suddenly finds hundreds of frogs missing from the swamps. What appears to be an impossible mystery leads Captain Heinz Noonan to uncover an unexpected feud where nature itself becomes the perfect accomplice.

The Matter of the Reverse Burglar  

When expensive antiques mysteriously appear inside unlocked homes, Captain Heinz Noonan faces a case unlike any before. As impossible gifts pile up, he realizes the generous burglar isn’t giving valuables away—he’s preparing for the perfect robbery.

The Matter of the Privy Piracy

A missing set of portable toilets sounds ridiculous—until Captain Noonan realizes they’re connected to a much larger criminal plot. Another witty mystery packed with clever deductions and unexpected twists.

THE MATTER OF THE ACCIDENTAL OCCIDENTAL

A vanished historian, a cryptic note, and a document worth a fortune. As events unfold in Tokyo, Captain Noonan suspects deception hiding behind an international mystery.

The Matter of the Vermillion Amber Pendant

When a rare royal pendant disappears from a locked display case in seconds, Captain Heinz Noonan must unravel an impossible theft involving deception, inheritance, and a century-old family dispute.

The Matter of the Duct Tape Trash-Art

When stolen diamonds vanish into a traveling Russian art exhibit, Captain Heinz Noonan uncovers a clever smuggling scheme hidden inside duct tape masterpieces.

The Matter of the Invisible Man

An impossible crime unfolds when diamonds vanish from a locked vault without a trace, forcing Captain Noonan to solve a case blamed on an invisible man.

The Matter of the Lost Monday

A woman asks detective Heinz Noonan to make Monday disappear. What follows is a clever, lawful solution that turns time, power of attorney, and justice on their heads.