The Matter of the Vagrant Lint Clusters

Heinz Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was not having a great day. It was not as bad a day as it could be but, when he […]
The Matter of the Phoneless Cord

Captain Noonan, the “Bearded Holmes” of the Sandersonville Police Department, was lusting after his Administrative Assistant. It wasn’t a ‘lust in his heart,’ as Candidate for the Presidency of the […]